Scene opens in a garden. Sylvia exits from a car (16 year old Renault Clio). Omar (Golden Retriever) appears.
Omar: “Sylvia, what’s different about you? You smell so…delicious”
Omar flutters eyelids
Sylvia: “Maybe because I had chicken wings for lunch?”
Omar: “That’s it! I’ve never noticed how wonderful you really are. Any wings left? Is that one you are eating now? Can I have the leftovers? Just to smell…”
Sylvia: “I’m eating an apple. I’ll give you the core if you like”
Omar: “You are a lady. I’ll take good care of it”
Sylvia throws apple core. Omar devours it like a chicken wing. End scene.